[in the morning, Aunt May insists that Jarvis let her make breakfast while he take a break for once. And then, in what is possibly the greatest page ever to be produced in a comic (yes, even better than that time Steph slapped Bruce), she pwns Logan like a boss.]
Jarvis: Master Logan, I—
Aunt May: You sit right there, Jarvis. This is your turn. Remember, it’s about time somebody did something for you for a change.
Jarvis: Yes, but I… I…
Logan: Look, lady, I’ll cut you a little slack, ‘cause you’re Arachno-Boy’s auntie, but I like my breakfast cooked a certain way. I like it done right, and—
Aunt May: Excuse me. [she removes his cigar from his mouth and puts it out in his drink] There’s no smoking and no drinking in the breakfast room until after noon at the earliest. Now, I believe you were saying something?
Luke: Hey, Wolvie, you gonna take that?
Logan: [eyes his soaked stogie in his glass] I’m going down to the corner for doughnuts.
Aunt May: You may want to put on a shirt. It’s rather brisk outside. Besides, I understand there are some rules about proper attire, even in this part of New York.
—Amazing Spider-Man, 520